If I were...
If I were a month I would be: september
If I were a day of the week I would be: Saturday
If I were a time of day I would be: midnight
If I were a planet I would be: Jupiter
If I were an animal I would be: cat
If I were a direction I would be: West
If I were a piece of furniture I would be:a couch
If I were a sin I would be: envy
If I were a historical figure I would be: Napoleon
If I were a liquid I would be: milk
If I were a tree I would be: fir
If I were a flower/plant I would be: a black rose
If I were a kind of weather I would be: rainy
If I were a musical instrument I would be: drums
If I were an emotion I would be: fear
If I were a color I would be: purple
If I were a vegetable I would be: tomato
If I were a sound I would be: BANG))
If I were an element I would be: fire
If I were a car I would be: a Range Rover
If I were a movie I would be directed by: Joe Wright
If I were a book I would be written by: Mircea Eliade
If I were a food I would be: spaghetti
If I were a place I would be: ocean
If I were a material I would be: velvet
If I were a taste I would be: sweet
If I were a scent I would be: Vanilla or Coffe
If I were a word I would be: fuck)
If I were an object I would be: a book
If I were a body part I would be: eyes
If I were a facial expression I would be: squint
If I were a cartoon character I would be: Tweety
If I were a shape I would be a: a square